Central Michigan University

Welcome to Woghearts Academy!

Not everyone has the family name or connections to attend one of those fancy wizarding schools you might have heard about. For the rest of us, there’s the vastly more economical and humble Woghearts Academy!

At Woghearts Academy it’s our job to prepare students for careers in the working world that they can be proud of with the least daily threat of death involved. Our faculty are dedicated servants of the magical arts who focus on the development and success of the next generation of magic users, and our staff are here to ensure that every student’s experience and personal and professional growth are a priority.

At Woghearts Academy your child will:

Learn the secrets of magic that they will actually use by becoming a master of the Mage Hand! Who could remember all that Latin in the first place and which spells might accidentally kill a coworker? It’s our goal to make them employable, not wanted by law enforcement.

Wrangle a range of magical and mysterious creatures from lands they can pronounce and will be able to find an actual use for! In the real world how often will your offspring need to utilize a monster that turns everything it sees into stone? Not very often, my friends, and usually someone in the office ends up as a statue and Human Resources gets involved.

Who needs to ride around on a broom and chase some weird little flying ball when you can experience the excitement and fury of Swinitch! Face off against our sworn enemy, the University of Phoenixes, and show those Snails that the Wogheart Hogs are a force to be reckoned with! It is a spectacle the whole family will never forget.

Woghearts Academy looks forward to the start of our next academic year with great anticipation, so reserve your spot today for your child’s future!

This event takes place in the Education and Human Services building on CMU’s campus, with check in available in Room 134. For drop off and pick up, please use any of the spots in Lot 49 which is on the south side of the EHS building. Here is a link to a campus map.

If you have any questions about this event, please contact us at cese@cmich.edu